Should I Just Glance at my Phone Really Quickly Right Now?

Has the Show Started?

Yes: Ugh No

No: Sure! Just please turn it off when the show starts

But it's an applause break?

Still no

There's not really that many people at the theatre though!

But the actors and audience members there still shouldn't have to look at your screen

But what if I got a text?

You're really not important enough to have to answer it

But I'll be super fast!

Doesn't matter

Don't be a dick. Turn your phone completely off, or on airplane mode and enjoy the show!